The God Particle 

Beneath Switzerland,
a supercollider is smashing
protons at light speed
in a quest to perceive
what the world is made of
and how it works. 
This is not without risk. 
The results of the experiment
could determine what will happen
in Goschenhoppen, and there's
a chance the folk festival
will be postponed.
Even worse, holding mass
in a quantum cathedral
could destroy the universe
and murder God.  But don't worry,
            the Amish will forgive us.

- Joseph Dorazio