Crisis Today King Abdullah II of Jordan went to The Lake View Restaurant in Oroville, California and ordered a plate of onion rings. I love this sentence. It has ten nouns in it.  The original sentence had twelve nouns.  For the King of Jordan also ordered nachos and a grilled turkey sandwich with his onion rings.  Before the original sentence, a customer noticed that King Abdullah II came to the restaurant on his Harley Davidson Motorcycle. If the reporters who love to write about royalty had known this, they would have actually written a sentence that had 13 nouns in it.  Imagine!  King Abdullah II of Jordan went to The Lake View Restaurant in Oroville, California on his Harley Davidson motorcycle  and ordered a plate of onion rings, a grilled turkey sandwich, and nachos. The next sentence is very beautiful but it has only a few nouns but they are choice. King Jordan smiled at his onion rings. Yes he did. And then he looked out the window. Yes he did. After that, the story just talks about motorcycles and the feeling of the wind in your hair when you are a king and how it is something. - Ricky Garni