I Get a Kick Out of You

Tony Bennett says, "Seriously. It's a true story! Sort of!"

See: attached.

And then he does a little skippy dance with his feet and scuffs the floor and smiles.

His teeth are little sparkly diamonds. 

And also his eyes especially.

“Even though / you obviously don’t adore me” he says, God, like a thousand times.

“You obviously don’t adore me”
“You obviously don’t adore me”
“You obviously don’t adore me”
“You obviously don’t adore me”
“You obviously don’t adore me”

But he keeps smiling and dancing and saying OOPS every once in a while.

And then he says

“But I get a kick out of you”

And falls down and hurts himself but gets right back up again and says Adore Me.

- Ricky Garni