Jeff

it kind of reminded me of [actor] in [movie], only a little less melodramatic oh hey do you remember that scene where [actor] had to break up with his girlfriend except he totally can’t so he just –

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oh yeah, that was hilarious hey did you know that [band] is in the soundtrack oh yeah that was right before [name] broke up with [band], but their music was starting to get all weird anyway actually [band] kind of always seemed like a ripoff of [band], and actually that’s weird because [band] had a song on [movie]’s soundtrack, and [movie] is kind of a ripoff of [movie]

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how’s the tea?

it’s good, thanks

actually I heard [name] s going solo oh really?  I wonder if it’ll be like [band] or like [band] I don’t know I kind of don’t think [name] has enough talent to do anything as good as [band] but he’s so full of himself that he’ll probably think it’s way better

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hey did you see the latest episode of [tv show] lately?  I couldn’t believe that [character] got killed I mean I guess in hindsight I should have seen it coming, because the plot is so predictable sometimes I mean really that whole thing with [character] and [character] was so obvious that I was totally hoping they wouldn’t go for it and then they totally did I don’t know I think the writers on [tv show] are getting really lazy I almost think that [producer] should just fire his entire writing staff and just get a completely new set of people

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but I kind of think it’s still way better than [tv show] I mean at least [tv show] has well-rounded characters, while [tv show]’s characters are all so mannered and the acting is so forced, especially [actor]’s character

but then in [tv show] I think at least you can tell there’s some thought behind what they’re doing, whereas in [tv show] I think they just kind of fly by the seat of their pants and hope it’s good hey

did you know that [producer] also directed [movie]?  oh my god are you serious?  that is the worst movie ever haha almost worse than [movie]

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but then I don’t know have you seen [tv show]?  I mean, I think that’s the best show on tv right now.  it’s so gritty and realistic, and [actor] is amazing I didn’t like him on [tv show] but I think he really upped his game for [tv show]

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What do you think?

- Colleen Webber